1 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,020 Roy, are you in the mood For a little chuckle? 2 00:00:06,020 --> 00:00:07,520 Watch this. 3 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:08,530 [people chattering] 4 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:09,530 [telephone dinging] 5 00:00:12,030 --> 00:00:14,000 [telephone ringing] 6 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,330 Good afternoon. Sandpiper air. 7 00:00:16,330 --> 00:00:18,200 Do you have Prince albert in a can? 8 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:22,570 Who is this? 9 00:00:22,570 --> 00:00:23,570 It's lowell. 10 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:28,640 Oh, hello, lowell. 11 00:00:28,650 --> 00:00:30,150 Hi, fay. 12 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:32,950 Uh, how's your day? 13 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:33,880 Fine. 14 00:00:34,380 --> 00:00:36,420 How's your wife and kids? Great. 15 00:00:36,420 --> 00:00:38,020 How's, uh, your cold? 16 00:00:38,020 --> 00:00:39,520 Oh, 17 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:42,160 Much better. Thanks for asking. 18 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:45,400 Before I forget, uh, You better let him out. 19 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:48,630 Who? 20 00:00:49,570 --> 00:00:50,970 Prince albert. 21 00:00:50,970 --> 00:00:54,140 That's right. You get me every time. 22 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:58,140 I tell ya, It's foolproof. 23 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:00,380 Not in this case. 24 00:01:04,380 --> 00:01:05,380 [seagulls cawing] 25 00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:12,220 Hey, brian, looks like We're almost over The drop area. 26 00:02:12,220 --> 00:02:14,720 Oh. Mmm! I've never stocked a lake With fish before. 27 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,220 This is Kind of exciting. 28 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:17,720 Yeah, it's every Pilot's dream, 29 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,720 Dropping trout Out of an airplane. 30 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,730 It's the part Of the lindbergh flight You don't hear much about. 31 00:02:23,730 --> 00:02:25,800 Hey, it's the off-season. It pays the bills. 32 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,500 Don't they usually stock These lakes with trucks? 33 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:31,000 I underbid charley Down at charley's Bait and tackle. 34 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,200 Yes, and now You can boast that you Got the better of a man 35 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:35,710 Who spends most of his time Down at the petting zoo 36 00:02:35,710 --> 00:02:37,710 Stuffing goat chow Down his pants. 37 00:02:37,710 --> 00:02:39,040 [laughing] 38 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,550 Ok, brian, just yell "Now" When we're over the lake. 39 00:02:41,540 --> 00:02:42,550 Righty-o. 40 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:47,180 Hey, helen. Yeah? 41 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,720 Wanna take the controls For a minute? 42 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:52,720 What? 43 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,220 Why, go ahead. No, brian. 44 00:02:54,220 --> 00:02:55,220 It's a rush. 45 00:02:55,220 --> 00:02:56,730 [whistles] Brian, I can't do that. 46 00:02:56,730 --> 00:02:59,730 [stuttering] No, I really couldn't. Could I, you think? 47 00:02:59,730 --> 00:03:02,230 Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Go ahead, take the yoke. 48 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,270 [gasping] 49 00:03:08,270 --> 00:03:09,770 Ooh. Mmm. 50 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,540 Beats tossing french fries Into deep fat, huh? 51 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:16,050 I'll say. Huh. 52 00:03:16,050 --> 00:03:19,050 But I'm just holding Onto the wheel. I'm not Really flying it, right? 53 00:03:19,050 --> 00:03:21,050 [giggling] Uh, you are now. 54 00:03:21,050 --> 00:03:22,550 Now? Yes, now. 55 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:24,050 [splashing] There they go. 56 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:27,060 What? 57 00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:28,260 You said "Now." I dropped the fish. 58 00:03:28,260 --> 00:03:30,760 No, I wasn't talkin' to you. I was talkin' to her. 59 00:03:36,270 --> 00:03:38,770 Wonder how long Trout can live in trees. 60 00:03:49,350 --> 00:03:50,850 Thanks for taking care Of my dog 61 00:03:50,850 --> 00:03:51,850 While I'm In boston, fay. 62 00:03:51,850 --> 00:03:54,350 Oh, my pleasure, roy. I love dogs. 63 00:03:54,350 --> 00:03:57,150 I'm sure brutus And I'll get along fine. 64 00:03:57,150 --> 00:03:59,920 Are there any special Little treats that he likes? 65 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:01,420 Anything that Puts up a fight. 66 00:04:01,420 --> 00:04:03,430 [laughing] 67 00:04:03,430 --> 00:04:06,060 Oh, don't be silly, roy. He's such a sweet-- 68 00:04:06,060 --> 00:04:07,060 [brutus growling] 69 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,700 Maybe this wasn't Such a good idea. 70 00:04:11,700 --> 00:04:13,200 Can't you put him In the kennel? 71 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:16,210 Not anymore. They banned him for life. 72 00:04:17,710 --> 00:04:20,210 Some trumped-up story About a missing chihuahua. 73 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,480 Gee, I don't know, roy-- Oh, come on, fay. 74 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:28,150 Now, you can't back out On me at the last minute. And you promised. 75 00:04:28,150 --> 00:04:30,990 Well-- Oops, there's my plane. I gotta go. 76 00:04:30,990 --> 00:04:32,420 I'm sure everything Will be fine. 77 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:34,790 Here's his muzzle, Feeding glove, And discipline stick. 78 00:04:36,630 --> 00:04:37,860 Oh, and one more thing. 79 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:40,360 If he lowers his ears And his pupils Go completely black, 80 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:41,900 Run like hell. Have fun. 81 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,900 [brutus snarling] 82 00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:50,810 Hey, there, What can I do for you? 83 00:04:50,810 --> 00:04:52,810 Joe, I want you To teach me to fly. 84 00:04:53,310 --> 00:04:54,310 You? Yes. 85 00:04:54,310 --> 00:04:56,480 You want to fly? You? 86 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,480 Miss "I don't date pilots" Wants to be one? 87 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,320 [laughing] 88 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,820 Joe, ever since I had those controls In my hands this morning, 89 00:05:02,820 --> 00:05:05,890 It's all I can think of. That power, that freedom. 90 00:05:05,890 --> 00:05:07,390 Yeah, it's pretty Great, huh? Yeah. 91 00:05:07,860 --> 00:05:09,860 I guess all those times You went on and on and on About flying, 92 00:05:09,860 --> 00:05:11,530 I should have Been listening. 93 00:05:11,530 --> 00:05:13,360 Gee, it always looked Like you were riveted. 94 00:05:13,660 --> 00:05:16,170 Riveted, comatose. It's a fine line. 95 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:20,370 Hey, brian, Get a load of this. 96 00:05:20,870 --> 00:05:22,510 Helen wants To learn how to fly. 97 00:05:22,510 --> 00:05:25,010 You? You want To fly? You, 98 00:05:25,010 --> 00:05:27,010 Miss "I don't date pilots" Wants to be one? 99 00:05:27,510 --> 00:05:28,510 [both laughing] 100 00:05:31,010 --> 00:05:33,720 I don't believe this. Joe said the exact Same thing. 101 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,220 I know. I was eavesdropping. 102 00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:37,920 Ok, joe, So you'll teach me To fly? 103 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,320 [exclaiming] Yeah sure. Why not? Hey, you know, 104 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:42,790 Maybe I could find a few Other students and start A little flight school. 105 00:05:43,190 --> 00:05:45,190 Brian, you could teach The air stuff And, since I'm grounded, 106 00:05:45,190 --> 00:05:46,500 I could teach The ground stuff. 107 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:49,260 Air stuff, Ground stuff. I'm lost. How about you, helen? 108 00:05:49,770 --> 00:05:52,270 Yeah, I--I like that idea. I'll tell you when it starts. 109 00:05:52,270 --> 00:05:54,140 Great. Thanks. Oh. Oh, helen, By the way, uh, 110 00:05:54,140 --> 00:05:56,270 Do you wanna go see A movie saturday night? 111 00:05:56,270 --> 00:05:58,270 Uh, are you talkin' About a date 112 00:05:58,270 --> 00:06:00,080 Or you just wanna Go to a movie? 113 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:01,340 What's the difference? 114 00:06:01,340 --> 00:06:03,350 Where your hands are During the movie. 115 00:06:05,450 --> 00:06:06,950 Uh, brian. 116 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,450 All right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. 117 00:06:08,450 --> 00:06:10,450 Things are starting To get a little personal. 118 00:06:10,450 --> 00:06:12,960 You don't have to hit me Over the head with a hammer. 119 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:14,420 Now where were we? 120 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:19,830 Oh, yes, I was Trying your patience. 121 00:06:19,830 --> 00:06:22,830 Uh, you know, helen, when I Asked you if you wanted To go to the movies 122 00:06:22,830 --> 00:06:24,230 I was really Just asking as a friend. 123 00:06:24,230 --> 00:06:26,740 Oh, good, because that's What I was hoping That you meant. 124 00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:28,240 You know, after That first date 125 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,670 This whole dating thing Didn't seem to go so well. 126 00:06:30,670 --> 00:06:32,980 Yeah, no kidding, We never even went On a 2nd date. 127 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:34,380 Oh, you noticed that, too? 128 00:06:35,650 --> 00:06:37,650 So, we're not dating. 129 00:06:37,650 --> 00:06:39,080 Obviously not. 130 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:41,080 Great! Now we can go to the movies And enjoy ourselves. 131 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:42,080 Great. 132 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,090 Boy, us dating was One of the dumbest things 133 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:45,890 To come down the pike In a long time. 134 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:48,160 What were we thinking? I don't know. 135 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,660 Probably hoping We would fall in love 136 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:56,670 And get married And be deliriously happy For the rest of our lives. 137 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:00,670 [both snorting] 138 00:07:03,670 --> 00:07:06,180 Well, ok, I think We're just about ready To begin. 139 00:07:06,180 --> 00:07:09,050 Uh, lowell, lowell, Why don't you come Sit up here with the others? 140 00:07:09,050 --> 00:07:10,550 Well, ok, joe, 141 00:07:10,550 --> 00:07:14,920 I just didn't want anyone To think I was kissing up To the teacher. 142 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:18,290 But, lowell, By the way, thanks For the cigars and brandy. 143 00:07:18,290 --> 00:07:20,290 My pleasure, joe. 144 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,360 Hi, I'm joe hackett, 145 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,860 And I would like To welcome you all To the inaugural class 146 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:27,360 Of the hackett Flight academy. 147 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:30,370 Where our motto is, "Safety first, fun second." 148 00:07:30,370 --> 00:07:31,370 Uh, yes, helen? 149 00:07:31,370 --> 00:07:33,600 I wanna go up in a plane. When do we get to fly? 150 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,100 Helen, 151 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:38,610 An airplane is An incredibly complicated Piece of machinery 152 00:07:38,610 --> 00:07:41,610 With dozens of dials And sophisticated instruments 153 00:07:41,610 --> 00:07:43,110 That have to be Thoroughly understood 154 00:07:43,110 --> 00:07:45,080 Before you take it Thousands of feet in the air. 155 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:46,080 Oh. 156 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:47,080 So, like, after lunch? 157 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:51,090 Just be patient. Yes, lowell? 158 00:07:51,090 --> 00:07:55,090 Uh, joe, will there be A question about the motto On the final exam? 159 00:07:55,090 --> 00:07:55,990 No. 160 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:01,000 [sputtering] 161 00:08:02,260 --> 00:08:03,770 Ok. Anyway, uh... 162 00:08:03,770 --> 00:08:05,640 [sputtering] 163 00:08:05,630 --> 00:08:06,970 Anyway, just to Get acquainted, 164 00:08:06,970 --> 00:08:09,810 Why don't we all share Why we want to fly? Helen? 165 00:08:11,110 --> 00:08:15,110 Because flying A plane is... 166 00:08:16,410 --> 00:08:17,680 Orgasmic. 167 00:08:21,820 --> 00:08:23,250 Ok. Lowell? 168 00:08:23,650 --> 00:08:25,650 Helen took my answer. 169 00:08:30,030 --> 00:08:33,000 Uh, mrs. Windsor? 170 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Hello, I'm cathy windsor From wauwinet. 171 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,500 I've been a housewife For over 23 years 172 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:41,000 And I'm here Because I wanna laugh In the face of death. 173 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:45,340 Ok, just remember, Safety first. 174 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:48,340 Now, in today's class We're gonna talk about The basics of flight. 175 00:08:48,340 --> 00:08:49,610 Yes, helen? So you're saying 176 00:08:49,610 --> 00:08:51,910 That we'll be flying In like a couple of days? 177 00:08:52,150 --> 00:08:53,150 Not in my plane, You won't. 178 00:08:53,150 --> 00:08:55,550 We got a lot of material To get through here, people. 179 00:08:55,550 --> 00:08:58,590 All right. Let's just start by talking About the 4 forces 180 00:08:58,590 --> 00:09:00,090 That act upon A plane in flight. 181 00:09:00,090 --> 00:09:01,060 [sharpening pencil] 182 00:09:01,490 --> 00:09:03,490 Those forces are lift, 183 00:09:03,490 --> 00:09:05,860 Thrust, drag, and weight. 184 00:09:05,860 --> 00:09:07,860 [sharpening pencil] Now let-- uh-- 185 00:09:07,860 --> 00:09:11,000 Let's start with lift. 186 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:12,970 [stuttering] Now, lift--lift-- 187 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,510 Hey, lowell. Lowell. 188 00:09:16,510 --> 00:09:18,740 Can I borrow That pencil sharpener For a second? 189 00:09:18,740 --> 00:09:20,110 Uh, sure, teach. 190 00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:26,880 A lift can best be explained By bernoulli's theorem 191 00:09:27,380 --> 00:09:30,390 Which states The faster a fluid moves Past an object... 192 00:09:31,390 --> 00:09:35,390 ...In a nutshell, Is the theory of lift. 193 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:40,000 Any questions? Yes! 194 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:44,000 It's been 6 freakin' days And we're still on lift! 195 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,000 6 days! 196 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 6 mind-numbing, 197 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,300 Coma-inducing, Suicide-provoking days 198 00:09:49,310 --> 00:09:50,570 Of pure and utter hell! 199 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:55,680 Did we forget To raise our hand? 200 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:56,680 Hey, where are you going? 201 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,680 I'm just gonna take A little break. 202 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,180 Uh, yeah, why don't We all take a break. 203 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:01,180 When we come back We'll have a quiz. 204 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:02,690 You'll need A number 2 pencil. 205 00:10:08,690 --> 00:10:10,690 Can I borrow A number 2 pencil? 206 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:14,900 Hey, hey, what the hell Was that all about? 207 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:17,400 It was about quitting, joe, Which I just did. 208 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,270 Why? 209 00:10:18,270 --> 00:10:20,770 You're boring. You're boring! 210 00:10:20,770 --> 00:10:23,270 You've managed to suck Every ounce of excitement 211 00:10:23,270 --> 00:10:26,180 Out of the most exciting thing I've ever done. 212 00:10:26,180 --> 00:10:28,680 Well, I'm sorry you don't Find it as exciting As my other students do. 213 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:30,180 Oh, yeah, right. 214 00:10:30,180 --> 00:10:32,680 Lowell spent The entire class yesterday Watching an ant 215 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:35,550 Push a grain of salt Across his desk. And you know what? 216 00:10:35,550 --> 00:10:37,050 I envied him! 217 00:10:38,990 --> 00:10:40,990 You're a bitter woman, Helen. 218 00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:43,890 I'm gonna go Back into class. I suggest you join me. 219 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,700 (brian) Psst. Hey, little girl. 220 00:10:56,070 --> 00:10:58,070 Do you wanna fly? 221 00:10:58,070 --> 00:10:59,440 I'll let you fly. 222 00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:11,050 Hi, fay. 223 00:11:11,050 --> 00:11:13,560 (fay) Hi, roy. How was the trip? It was great. 224 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,560 Where's brutus? Where's my little Meat grinder? 225 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:17,390 Oh, here he is. 226 00:11:17,390 --> 00:11:19,660 He's out of his cage! Fay, he's... 227 00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:20,700 You... 228 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:22,200 [fay cooing] 229 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,370 Yes. 230 00:11:26,370 --> 00:11:28,570 (roy) Brutus? 231 00:11:28,570 --> 00:11:30,410 Fay, what did you Do to him? 232 00:11:30,410 --> 00:11:32,910 Nothing. I treated him very well. 233 00:11:32,910 --> 00:11:36,980 Now, I gave him My yankee pot roast, I let him sleep on my bed. 234 00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:38,980 And I rubbed his tummy. 235 00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:40,480 [growling contentedly] 236 00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:41,980 [cooing] 237 00:11:43,550 --> 00:11:45,050 Fay, how could you Do that to him? 238 00:11:45,050 --> 00:11:47,060 You spoiled him. You turned him Into a sissy dog. 239 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:50,030 He is not a sissy dog. 240 00:11:50,030 --> 00:11:52,860 He just got in touch With his feminine side. 241 00:11:55,930 --> 00:11:57,430 Come on. 242 00:11:58,430 --> 00:12:00,440 You make me sick. 243 00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:04,440 That bow is comin' Off right now! 244 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:05,940 [brutus barking] 245 00:12:05,940 --> 00:12:07,440 [brutus snarling] 246 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:10,110 Although it--it does Set off your eyes. 247 00:12:11,710 --> 00:12:13,220 Hey, brian, come on, Let's go fly. 248 00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:16,220 No, we can't take the plane Until joe leaves And he's in there right now 249 00:12:16,220 --> 00:12:18,820 Trying to inject some humor Into tomorrow's lesson. 250 00:12:18,820 --> 00:12:21,320 Oh, forget about it. He'll be in there All night. 251 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:22,860 We'll never get The plane out of here. 252 00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:24,360 Well, that might Be true 253 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,360 If you were talkin' To somebody who knew Right from wrong, 254 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,360 But, as luck would have it, You're with me. 255 00:12:33,870 --> 00:12:36,370 The successful pilot Is the observant pilot. 256 00:12:36,870 --> 00:12:39,380 You've got to be aware Of everything that's going on Around you. 257 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:43,880 And you must be responsive To every movement Of your aircraft. 258 00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:45,380 Good. 259 00:12:46,380 --> 00:12:47,380 It's good. 260 00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:54,390 Ok, brian, When do I get to fly? 261 00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:56,390 All right, all right, Keep your pants on. 262 00:12:56,390 --> 00:12:57,890 Or not. 263 00:12:57,890 --> 00:13:01,400 Personally, I find flying al fresco Quite liberating. 264 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,900 Ok, ok, take the yoke. 265 00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:07,070 [exclaiming] 266 00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:08,570 [moaning] 267 00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:12,640 I remember this. 268 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:15,640 Yeah, uh, You might want to give it A little more left rudder 269 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,150 'cause you're starting To yaw a little bit. 270 00:13:17,150 --> 00:13:20,650 Rudder, rudder? That is the pedal. Ok. Right there, ok? 271 00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:21,650 Right. 272 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:26,160 Yes. Turn, baby, turn. 273 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:29,160 Turn for mama, baby. 274 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:32,660 Turn, slow and long. 275 00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:34,760 Helen, please, Stop doing that. 276 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,430 Oh, stop turning? 277 00:13:36,430 --> 00:13:38,940 No, stop talking like that. You're startin' To get me hot. 278 00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:43,770 I mean, you are dating My brother. 279 00:13:43,770 --> 00:13:46,780 Well, actually not, We decided it wasn't Such a good idea. 280 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:49,480 Really? Yeah. 281 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,750 Just give it A little more right rudder. 282 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,750 [moaning] Oh, yes. 283 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,750 Give it rudder. 284 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,260 [moaning] Oh, yeah. 285 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,060 Mind if I join you? 286 00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:09,730 [moaning] 287 00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:12,370 [exclaiming] 288 00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:13,340 [moaning] 289 00:14:13,740 --> 00:14:14,400 [metallic rattling] 290 00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:15,900 What was that? 291 00:14:16,410 --> 00:14:18,410 Shut up And keep turning. 292 00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:21,910 No, brian, What was that? 293 00:14:21,910 --> 00:14:25,410 Bah, it was probably just A loose fire extinguisher Or something. 294 00:14:25,410 --> 00:14:27,420 Here, hold a steady course. I'll check it out. 295 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:28,920 Ok. 296 00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:32,420 Oh, yeah-- Oh, god! 297 00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:34,490 Oh, god! Brian, I'm so sorry! 298 00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:36,490 I swear, I didn't Touch anything. 299 00:14:36,490 --> 00:14:37,490 Brian? 300 00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:40,730 Brian? 301 00:14:40,730 --> 00:14:43,230 Oh, brian, quit Fooling around. 302 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,500 Oh, lord! 303 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,000 Oh! 304 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,440 [exclaiming] 305 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:51,340 Ok, brian, if you're Trying to scare me, This is not very funny. 306 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,640 Oh, god! Oh, god! 307 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,980 Oh, god! Oh! Oh! 308 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,980 Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up. 309 00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:00,980 Oh, god! 310 00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:02,620 Ok, get yourself Together, helen. 311 00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:05,620 Now, you have had 6 days of ground school. 312 00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:07,120 You know lots of stuff. 313 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,830 About lift. Oh, god! 314 00:15:11,790 --> 00:15:13,300 [gasping] Ok. Ok. 315 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,300 Hello? Hello? Hello? 316 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,800 (man on radio) This is nantucket tower. Please identify yourself. 317 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:18,800 Over. 318 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:22,340 Um, uh--uh, yes, This is-- this is Helen chapel. 319 00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:23,970 You know, From the lunch counter? 320 00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:29,640 Could I please talk To someone who knows How to land a plane? 321 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,780 The tower just called. 322 00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:34,780 Helen's up in the plane. Brian is out cold. 323 00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:36,720 She's gonna have to make An emergency landing. 324 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,120 All right. Nobody panic. 325 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,620 The first thing is... Uh--uh, no, uh... 326 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:41,960 [stuttering] 327 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,730 Fay, call 911. 328 00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:46,230 Tell 'em to notify The paramedics we have A possible crash landing. 329 00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:48,730 Then call the hospital, Tell 'em to get Their trauma team together, 330 00:15:49,230 --> 00:15:50,230 Just in case. 331 00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:51,100 Roy! 332 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,430 [gasping] Wait, helen is above-- 333 00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:54,300 [stuttering] Roy! 334 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:56,370 Snap out of it! 335 00:15:57,870 --> 00:16:01,180 Call the fire department. Tell them we have foam And dry chemicals here, 336 00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:03,180 But I want Their 2 newest pumper trucks Here on the double. 337 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:07,180 Tell 'em I know it takes 8 minutes to get here. I want 'em here in 4. 338 00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:09,180 I'm gonna get the foam truck Out on the runway. 339 00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:11,690 Now let's move it! This is for helen! 340 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:15,260 Lowell, The runway is this way. 341 00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:16,260 Right! 342 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,400 What's the situation, Walter? 343 00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:23,900 Her altitude's 3,500, Heading... 344 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,900 210, ceiling is 10,000, Broken wind 170, True at 5 knots. 345 00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:30,910 I've moved out The traffic in the area. She's clear to land. 346 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,340 Got some apples over here, If you're hungry. 347 00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:37,710 [stuttering] No, thanks. 348 00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:41,650 I belong to The fruit-of-the-month club. 349 00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:43,390 Next month: mangos. 350 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,090 Helen, I can't see you. 351 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:47,590 So the first thing We need to do 352 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,360 Is to make sure You're flying level. How's your attitude? 353 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,360 How's my attitude? How is my attitude? 354 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,360 It stinks! That's how my attitude is! 355 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,370 I'm flyin' in a gas tank With wings! 356 00:16:57,370 --> 00:16:58,870 How would Your attitude be? 357 00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:01,700 You gotta help me, joe. I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! 358 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,840 I meant The plane's attitude. 359 00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:07,610 Oh, um... 360 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,110 Uh--uh, well, 361 00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:13,120 The--the wingie things Are level With the horizon thing. 362 00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:16,850 Good. Ok, Now, just take it easy. 363 00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:20,860 Listen to everything I say, And you're gonna be Just fine. 364 00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:21,860 [sighing] 365 00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:24,090 I don't know how I'm gonna talk her down. 366 00:17:24,090 --> 00:17:26,600 It's good to see you Up here, joe. 367 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,600 I don't get much company. 368 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,530 Did you see That bruins game yesterday? 369 00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:34,040 Walter, can we chat later? I'm in the middle Of a little crisis. 370 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,540 I saw this happen Once before-- 371 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,540 And it turned Out fine? 372 00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:41,880 I forget. 373 00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:44,010 Pretzel? 374 00:17:44,010 --> 00:17:46,820 Helen, I'm havin' A little trouble Makin' you out. 375 00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:48,320 Uh, can you Wiggle your wings? 376 00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:50,320 Look, I'm having A little trouble Makin' you out. 377 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,820 Can you wiggle The tower? 378 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:56,090 She's a little spitfire. 379 00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:59,600 Ok, I can see you. I can see you. Now, uh... 380 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:03,170 You're too high. Uh, maybe You should swing around And come in again. 381 00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:06,170 Yeah, and maybe I should Go out on the wing And do a little fan dance, 382 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:09,370 But I'm not gonna, joe. I'm gonna land And I'm gonna land right now. 383 00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:11,870 All right. Reduce your speed by half. 384 00:18:12,370 --> 00:18:14,380 And you're lined up Perfectly with the runway. 385 00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:17,380 Uh, now, after I tell you To do something, You say "Check" 386 00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:18,880 So I know You've done it, ok? 387 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,380 (helen) Ok. 388 00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:21,350 Ok. 389 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,350 Set the fuel selector To "Main tanks." 390 00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:27,560 The fuel selector Onto the main tanks. Um, check. 391 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:28,560 Good. Now, 392 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,060 Uh, make sure That the auxiliary Fuel pump is on. 393 00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:32,490 You remember Where that is? 394 00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:33,500 Is on... 395 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,660 [screeching] Um, no! 396 00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:38,170 Come on, helen, Come on! 397 00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:40,940 Do you ever think About growing a mustache? 398 00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:42,340 Shouldn't you be Doing something? 399 00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:45,240 Nope. I pretty much Just watch the blips. 400 00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:49,250 Hey. There she is. 401 00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:55,080 Oh, joe, I don't know Where the auxiliary Fuel pump is. 402 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,590 Helen, we went over this In class today. 403 00:18:57,590 --> 00:19:00,890 Oh, that's right, You weren't in class today. 404 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,890 I don't have time For a lecture Right now, joe. 405 00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:04,390 Just tell me Where the damn thing is! 406 00:19:04,390 --> 00:19:05,900 Oh, I found it myself. 407 00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:11,470 All right. Set the fuel mixture To "Full rich." 408 00:19:11,470 --> 00:19:13,970 Fuel mixture To full rich. 409 00:19:15,470 --> 00:19:16,470 Check. 410 00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:18,770 Ok, uh, uh, Throttle to idle. 411 00:19:18,770 --> 00:19:20,540 Flaps to one quarter. 412 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,050 Check. 413 00:19:23,550 --> 00:19:26,050 I--I think That was one-quarter. 414 00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:28,550 And I--I hope those Were the flaps. 415 00:19:29,890 --> 00:19:32,890 All right, Lower your landing gear 416 00:19:32,890 --> 00:19:36,760 And k-k-keep your wings Straight. No! No! Straight! Straight! Straight! 417 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,960 Ok, ok! Don't have to Yell at me, joe. 418 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,660 (joe) All right, you're over The runway. 419 00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:45,200 Now--now ease The yoke back. 420 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,200 That's right, That's it, that's it. 421 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,970 [screaming] Yes! Yes! 422 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:49,970 (helen) Oh, god! 423 00:19:49,970 --> 00:19:51,210 Cut the engines, Hit the brakes! 424 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,940 Oh, god! I did it! 425 00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:54,940 Joe? 426 00:19:57,950 --> 00:19:58,880 Joe? 427 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:02,750 Joe? 428 00:20:07,590 --> 00:20:10,590 Lowell, I gotta Hand it to you. 429 00:20:10,590 --> 00:20:12,590 You handled That crisis beautifully. 430 00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:14,930 I didn't know You had that in you. 431 00:20:14,930 --> 00:20:17,930 Roy, some men Are born leaders. 432 00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:20,570 Others have leadership Thrust upon them. 433 00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:23,070 It's incredible. Good night, lowell. 434 00:20:23,070 --> 00:20:25,270 Oh, oh, one more thing. 435 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,580 Never do that To me again. 436 00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:30,710 Gotcha. 437 00:20:32,210 --> 00:20:33,950 Night, roy. Night, lowell. 438 00:20:35,950 --> 00:20:39,460 Hey, brian. Brian, are you ok? 439 00:20:39,450 --> 00:20:43,360 Yeah, my head's still sore. I banged it pretty bad. 440 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:44,690 Well, you take care Of yourself. 441 00:20:44,690 --> 00:20:47,700 I want you strong and healthy When I beat your brains out. 442 00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:52,070 Helen, helen, Put that gun down! 443 00:20:52,070 --> 00:20:54,070 I can't do that. 444 00:20:54,070 --> 00:20:56,070 Joe would kill me If I took his plane. 445 00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:57,510 It would be wrong! 446 00:20:57,510 --> 00:21:00,410 Get him out of here. Wrong! 447 00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:02,410 Hey, hey, wait--wait. Wait a minute 448 00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:07,580 Helen, what are you doing? Get out here. 449 00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:09,680 Oh, I know What I did was wrong, Joe, I'm sorry. 450 00:21:10,190 --> 00:21:11,690 Please, just Don't yell at me. Don't yell at me-- 451 00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:23,530 I guess I deserved that. 452 00:21:23,530 --> 00:21:25,430 Helen, when you were Up in the plane, 453 00:21:25,430 --> 00:21:28,440 And I was wondering If I could ever Get you back in one piece, 454 00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:30,410 I could only think About one thing. 455 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:34,840 I know. I know, joe. I could only think Of one thing, too. 456 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,250 And I bet We were thinkin' About the same thing. 457 00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:38,610 We're wimps. 458 00:21:39,410 --> 00:21:40,950 That wasn't it. 459 00:21:40,950 --> 00:21:43,450 But we are. We're wimps. 460 00:21:43,450 --> 00:21:46,450 We're so afraid to take A chance on anything. 461 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,460 So what if dating Might ruin our friendship. 462 00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:53,460 Uh, you dying in a fiery crash Would have done a pretty Good job of that, too. 463 00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:55,300 So what are You saying? 464 00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:57,800 I'm saying Let's go for it. 465 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:01,300 Let's not hold anything back. Let's take the ultimate step. 466 00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:02,570 Let's... 467 00:22:04,110 --> 00:22:05,440 Date. 468 00:22:09,950 --> 00:22:12,450 Then we were thinkin' About the same thing. 469 00:22:14,950 --> 00:22:16,590 (lowell) Boy. 470 00:22:16,590 --> 00:22:19,590 What some people won't do For a higher grade.